Monday, June 22, 2015

Fwd: Etsy Listings Deactivated




Begin forwarded message:

From: Etsy Marketplace Integrity <integrity@etsy.com>
Date: June 22, 2015, 7:56:31 PM PDT
To: Satanic Missionary Society <satanicmission@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: Etsy Listings Deactivated

Hello,

Thank you for being in touch about this listing, and for making appropriate edits to it.
As this listing was refunded, you will be unable to reactivate it. If you would like to relist this item, please create a new listing for it with your updated content. 
Further, while I am unable to contact buyers on your behalf, you are welcome to do so through Etsy Conversations, our marketplace's messaging system. To send a Conversation to a buyer, go to their profile, and click on the "Contact" link in the left-hand column. If you know the buyer's username, you can access their profile using the web address in the format: https://www.etsy.com/people/username (be sure to replace "username" with their actual Etsy username).

More information about using the Conversations feature can be found on our Help site: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/71

If there is anything I can help you with, please let me know.

Best,

Lindsay
Etsy Marketplace Integrity
http://www.etsy.com/guidelines

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On June 22, 2015, Satanic Missionary Society wrote:
Please restore this listing. I have edited the description to remove the jokes about casting spells to acquire spare change. I have also increased the price of the item to compensate for this inconvenience. Also please forward my apologies to any customers that were unable to acquire the spare change pictured in the product photos after purchasing this item. I have received no complaints so far, but I will be happy to issue refunds of US$0.41 to any customers who were unable to acquire the amount of money pictured in the product photos. Thanks

On Jun 11, 2015, at 11:17 AM, Etsy Marketplace Integrity <integrity@etsy.com> wrote:

Hello,

This is Lindsay from Etsy's Marketplace Integrity team. I'm getting in touch to let you know that I've removed one or more items from your shop.

Etsy's policies prohibit promises or suggestions that an item will effect a physical change or other outcome (for example: weight loss, revenge, haunting) through metaphysical means. This is true even if the item for sale otherwise qualifies for Etsy. You can review our services policies here: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/4524

In accordance with these policies, I've removed the listings in your shop that contain metaphysical claims. You can find your removed listings here: http://www.etsy.com/your/listings/inactive

As a one-time courtesy, I have refunded the listings fees for these items back to your bill. Please review your listings and ensure that no other items violate this policy. If you wish to relist these items on Etsy, you must remove any spell or haunting claims.

If you have any questions about this policy, please let me know.

Best,
Lindsay
Etsy Marketplace Integrity
http://www.etsy.com/guidelines

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Monday, April 7, 2014

Mourning Market

Here are a few photos of our table at the Mourning Market yesterday.  Infernal blessings to everyone who bought something. Everyone else is CURSED! (But you can lift the curse by buying something on our etsy store: http://satanicmission.etsy.com )



Tuesday, December 31, 2013

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Monday, December 30, 2013

New CD of Demonic Voices!

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Thursday, November 7, 2013

Thursday, October 31, 2013

The Blind Satanist strikes back!


The Blind Satanist just sent off these letters to the Cult that's been harassing her.  Creepy Stuff!


October 31, 2013

Ashlee Levcun
PO Box 11753
Olympia WA 98508

Shane Whitaker
Matthew McLellan
Joe Williams
[address redacted]


To Shane, Joe, and Matt:

I demand that you cease all contact, harassment and stalking of me and my boyfriend Chris Allert immediately.  It was completely unacceptable that you followed me and my boyfriend to my residence on the evening of Tuesday, October 29.  You are not under any circumstances to contact either of us or approach either of us, or approach my boyfriend's residence (apartment #[redacted]) or my residence, and I demand that you inform all members of your religious group "Greeners 4 Christ / Jesus Folk" to leave us alone as well.

Sincerely,




Ashlee Levcun

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October 31, 2013

Ashlee Levcun
PO Box 11753
Olympia WA 98508

Evergreen Students for Christ / Evergreen Jesus Folk
PO Box 13031
Olympia WA 98508


To whom it may concern:

A month ago, on September 28, I sent the attached letter to Students For Christ, Student Affairs at The Evergreen State College, and InterVarsity Christian Fellowship informing all concerned quite clearly and unambiguously that I want NO CONTACT OF ANY KIND from the Evergreen Students for Christ or the Jesus Folk.  Regretfully my wishes have not been respected, and I have been contacted by this group at least three times since then.

The first occasion was on Friday, October 18, when a member of the group named Cody (I believe his last name is Johnson) approached me and began demanding to know why I was attending an event with a competing student group.  I simply ignored him, hoping that perhaps he had simply not gotten the notice that no members of Students for Christ / Jesus Folk are to contact me, and he left after some time.

On the evening of Tuesday, October 29, I received unwanted contact from Matt McLellan, who is a close friend and roommate of Shane Whitaker, whom I specifically named in my previous letter.  I was having dinner at King Solomon's Reef in Olympia with my boyfriend Chris Allert.  We were minding our own business, and Matt approached our table and began talking to me.  When I was about to inform him that no one from him or his group is to have any contact with me he walked away.  He was in the restaurant with Shane Whitaker, Cody, and a few other members of the Jesus Folk, so he clearly knew he was approaching me against my wishes.  And I have also told him on many occasions previously not to contact me.

My boyfriend and I paid our bill and left.  Shane, Matt, Cody, and the people they were with, secretly followed us to my house as my boyfriend walked me home.  After he left, they began ringing all the doorbells in my building (it was after midnight at this point), and shouting my name, alarming all my neighbors.  When a neighbor who is a police officer answered the door and demanded to know what they were doing, they told him that they were there to "save" me.

This behavior is completely unacceptable, and certainly constitutes criminal harassment.  I demand that all members of the Evergreen Students for Christ and Jesus Folk be notified that they are to cease and desist contacting me immediately.  In addition, I find it incredible that a group that engages in this kind of behavior is an official Registered Student Organization at The Evergreen State College.

Also, at about the same time I sent the attached letter, three members of the Jesus Folk (Shane Whitaker, Matt McLellan, and Joe Williams) moved into an apartment adjacent to my boyfriend's apartment.  We found this highly suspicious as they all know he lives there and that I am there often.

I must also make a few corrections to my previous letter.   In that letter I name an individual "Kara Quirky." Her name is "Kara Quirke".   Also, I mentioned the date of the last contact as Wednesday, October 25, when I intended to write "Wednesday, September 25."

Thank you in advance for your immediate attention to this matter.

Sincerely,




Ashlee Levcun

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September 28, 2013

Ashlee Levcun
PO Box 11753
Olympia WA 98508

Evergreen Students for Christ / Evergreen Jesus Folk
PO Box 13031
Olympia WA 98508


To whom it may concern:

I am writing to inform you that I don't want any contact with the Evergreen Jesus Folk members or the members of the Evergreen Students for Christ. I have asked the members of the Evergreen Jesus Folk countless times not to contact me in any way but they have not respected my wishes. I have had unwanted contact from them as recently as Wednesday, October 25, 2013. In addition to telling members of your group that I do not want any contact, I have made my views on religion quite clear in my publicly accessible Facebook page, podcast, and my blog: (http://facebook.com/blindsatanist and http://blind-satanist.blogspot.com/ ), so it should be quite clear to any reasonable person that I am not interested in what your group has to offer. The people who have harassed me most with unwanted contact in your group are Tasha Norton, Hannah Stenberg, Keefe Piper, Shane Whitaker, SuYong Park, Jeanette Ban, Christiana Johnston, and Kara Quirky.  This is not an exhaustive list of members of your group i don't want contact from, just the names I can remember of members of your group that have contacted me.  Please pass the message along the the members of the groups and the people I have named in this letter. I've also forwarded a copy of this letter to Student Activities at The Evergreen State College.  I neither expect nor desire a response to this letter.  Thanks.

Sincerely,




Ashlee Levcun

Thursday, September 12, 2013

It's Official, we are now a non-profit corporation (with the wrong PO Box)

The Satanic Missionary Society is now an officially registered non-profit corporation in the State of Washington.

It seems the clerk at the state office was a little nervous when reviewing our application, and entered the PO Box incorrectly in their system, so we never received any mail. We've filed a form to correct the address, but this means you should be able to write checks payable to "Satanic Missionary Society" soon!

Please do not mail correspondence to PO Box 11754. The correct address is PO Box 11753. Hail Satan!