Monday, June 22, 2015

Fwd: Etsy Listings Deactivated




Begin forwarded message:

From: Etsy Marketplace Integrity <integrity@etsy.com>
Date: June 22, 2015, 7:56:31 PM PDT
To: Satanic Missionary Society <satanicmission@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: Etsy Listings Deactivated

Hello,

Thank you for being in touch about this listing, and for making appropriate edits to it.
As this listing was refunded, you will be unable to reactivate it. If you would like to relist this item, please create a new listing for it with your updated content. 
Further, while I am unable to contact buyers on your behalf, you are welcome to do so through Etsy Conversations, our marketplace's messaging system. To send a Conversation to a buyer, go to their profile, and click on the "Contact" link in the left-hand column. If you know the buyer's username, you can access their profile using the web address in the format: https://www.etsy.com/people/username (be sure to replace "username" with their actual Etsy username).

More information about using the Conversations feature can be found on our Help site: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/71

If there is anything I can help you with, please let me know.

Best,

Lindsay
Etsy Marketplace Integrity
http://www.etsy.com/guidelines

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On June 22, 2015, Satanic Missionary Society wrote:
Please restore this listing. I have edited the description to remove the jokes about casting spells to acquire spare change. I have also increased the price of the item to compensate for this inconvenience. Also please forward my apologies to any customers that were unable to acquire the spare change pictured in the product photos after purchasing this item. I have received no complaints so far, but I will be happy to issue refunds of US$0.41 to any customers who were unable to acquire the amount of money pictured in the product photos. Thanks

On Jun 11, 2015, at 11:17 AM, Etsy Marketplace Integrity <integrity@etsy.com> wrote:

Hello,

This is Lindsay from Etsy's Marketplace Integrity team. I'm getting in touch to let you know that I've removed one or more items from your shop.

Etsy's policies prohibit promises or suggestions that an item will effect a physical change or other outcome (for example: weight loss, revenge, haunting) through metaphysical means. This is true even if the item for sale otherwise qualifies for Etsy. You can review our services policies here: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/4524

In accordance with these policies, I've removed the listings in your shop that contain metaphysical claims. You can find your removed listings here: http://www.etsy.com/your/listings/inactive

As a one-time courtesy, I have refunded the listings fees for these items back to your bill. Please review your listings and ensure that no other items violate this policy. If you wish to relist these items on Etsy, you must remove any spell or haunting claims.

If you have any questions about this policy, please let me know.

Best,
Lindsay
Etsy Marketplace Integrity
http://www.etsy.com/guidelines

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Monday, April 7, 2014

Mourning Market

Here are a few photos of our table at the Mourning Market yesterday.  Infernal blessings to everyone who bought something. Everyone else is CURSED! (But you can lift the curse by buying something on our etsy store: http://satanicmission.etsy.com )



Tuesday, December 31, 2013

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Monday, December 30, 2013

New CD of Demonic Voices!

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Thursday, November 7, 2013

Thursday, September 12, 2013

It's Official, we are now a non-profit corporation (with the wrong PO Box)

The Satanic Missionary Society is now an officially registered non-profit corporation in the State of Washington.

It seems the clerk at the state office was a little nervous when reviewing our application, and entered the PO Box incorrectly in their system, so we never received any mail. We've filed a form to correct the address, but this means you should be able to write checks payable to "Satanic Missionary Society" soon!

Please do not mail correspondence to PO Box 11754. The correct address is PO Box 11753. Hail Satan!

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Official Satanic Product Catalog

Behold! The Official Satanic Missionary Society Product Catalog is AVAILABLE NOW! Supplies are EXTREMELY LIMITED! There are only TWELVE of these! Order yours before THEY ARE ALL GONE!

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