A Prayer before fornication

Satan, we thank you for this bounty of fornication we are about to receive. Let nothing diminish our pleasure. May we feel just enough guilt to enhance our desire, may our guilt give way to ecstasy when the moment is ripe. Guide us in the way of discretion, let us keep our sinful secret so long as it brings us more excitement. Give us the shamelessness to take delight in the horror of the righteous when our secret is revealed. May any bastards we produce live long pleasant lives of decadence and corruption.

Hail Satan!