A Satanic Missionary's Prayer

In the name of all that is dark and unholy, I call upon Satan to give me the Devil's allure, that I may tempt the deluded spirits of the godly into the ways of wickedness, that I may corrupt the faithful into doubt and pleasure, that I may inspire the selfless to renounce sacrifice and embrace the forbidden. Let the hell-fire of transgression burn within my heart and spread to all I touch. Mighty Lucifer, lend me your brilliance and vanity, that I may persevere in this calling which gives me such pleasure. May all the people of this earth partake of the forbidden fruit and live as gods.

Hail Satan!