Friday, May 18, 2012
Curse your enemies
Do you have enemies? Wouldn't revenge be sweet? What could be sweeter than letting them know they've been cursed?
Now you can easily notify your enemies that you have placed a curse on them and decide whether to let them make reparations, change their ways, or simply remain eternally cursed.
This enemy-cursing kit can be yours absolutely free. Just send a self-addressed stamped envelope to:
ATTN Enemies Dept.
Satanic Missionary Society
PO Box 11753
Olympia WA. 98508
For a limited time only:
Act now and get FOUR curse notification cards instead of three! (For a limited time only while supplies last)