Don't worry, more are on the way. Why are these so much more popular than the membership cards? It seems that given a choice between sharing Satan with up to three friends or cursing up to three enemies, most people choose the latter.
Please call us and tell us how you've used the enemy-cursing kit. We'll be happy to post your testimonials here.
Once again, the number is 512-33-SATAN. You can call or text to it, or you can email us at contact@satanicmission.org.
Hail SATAN!
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