Thursday, July 19, 2012

Have you made your decision for Satan?

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On the front is our Cookie Recipe, and on the back, you can make your decision for Satan

Come to the Dark Side

We have cookies

O Satan, source of all chaos and seduction, imbue these unholy cookies with your infernal presence! Lead all who come near them into the ways of wickedness, that they may live to taste ever-greater sins and pleasures! Hail Satan!

  1. Preheat oven to 375°.
  2. Gather these things:
    • 1 1/8 cup flour
    • 1/2 tsp. baking soda
    • 1/2 tsp. salt
    • 1/2 cup unsalted butter
    • 3/8 cup white sugar
    • 3/8 cup brown sugar
    • 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
    • 1 egg
    • 1 cup milk chocolate chips
  3. Combine flour, baking soda, and salt and set aside.
  4. Beat butter, white and brown sugar, and vanilla until creamy.
  5. Beat in egg.
  6. Gradually beat in flour mixture.
  7. Stir in chocolate chips.
  8. Drop in heaping teaspoons onto ungreased baking sheet.
  9. Bake until edges are golden brown (about 10 minutes).
  10. Let cool for two minutes on baking sheet.
  11. Serve warm to lure people to Satan!

A Sinner's Prayer

O Satan, infernal tempter, Dark Lord of seduction and chaos, I am a sinner, and proudly so! Continue to advise me in the ways of wickedness. Drive from my heart the hateful forces of guilt and holiness. I take ownership of my desires and commit myself to my own pleasure and satisfaction! I will follow my passions wherever they lead me! Satan, I do not confine you to my heart! May your Dark Presence flow from there into my life and actions. Make trouble for all who stand in my way! Hail Satan!

My Decision for Satan

Proclaiming to all that I am a sinner, and believing that Satan will always guide me best to my desires, I do now and always reject “salvation” and celebrate sinfulness!

Name: _______________________________________________________

Date: _______________________________________________________

1 comment:

  1. I've made my decision and it's Satan 100% (salvation gets a round number - 0%). Unfortunatly i won't be able to eat these unholy cookies with my diabolical diabetes #2, but i can watch others eat it!