Friday, August 31, 2012

Tickets

What are they for? Only Satan knows. For most sinful pleasures, you need a ticket to get in

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Need a demon? There's an app for that

Now you can summon demons while you're on the go with our brand new demon invoking app! Just visit the following link from your mobile device and bookmark it or add it to your home screen:

http://satanicmission.org/demon

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Everybody loves demons

We have summoned these demons from the infernal chaos to possess these flyers! Every single flyer is unique because no two demons are alike. Hail SATAN!

Busted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjXkAu-QU50

An employee of The Evergreen State College caught red-handed removing satanic flyers. He said his supervisor told him to do it, but he was being too sneaky about it for this to be likely.