Monday, October 29, 2012

Fwd: Your order has been shipped

Stay tuned for Satanized chick tracts in 4-6 weeks

Begin forwarded message:

From: <>
Date: October 29, 2012, 6:11:16 PM PDT
To: <****>
Subject: Your order has been shipped

Dear ****,

Your order of christian literature from Chick Publications,
(order number *****) was shipped today by U S Post office.

There is 1 box in your order.

Please allow 8 - 10 Business Days for delivery

The following link(s) will give you detail about your order

These links will work for 30 days.

If you should have any questions about your order,
please contact us at . Thank you for letting us serve you!

Your servants in Christ,
Chick Publications


Sunday, October 28, 2012

Satanic Panic ruins lives. Don't miss this new film on the Paul Ingram case

If you're in Olympia, WA, don't miss Nik Nerburn's new film "Paul" on the infamous Thurston County Ritual Abuse case of the 1990s. See it Sunday, November 18 sometime after 2:00pm in "Locals Only" at the Capitol Theater in Olympia. Here's everything we know about it:

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Satanic sea cruise

Sails monthly on select dark nights. Make a deal with the devil! You know you want to. Check the new Seattle Satanists site for details:

Friday, October 19, 2012

Finally, some hate mail

This came to the PO Box with no return address. The sender simply identifies herself or himself as "ghosthand". With a god that unappealing, it's no wonder the sender is ashamed to give any contact information. But thanks "ghosthand" for showing your true bigoted hateful colors. If your heaven is full of people like you, you can probably understand why we wouldn't want to spend eternity there with you.

God is dead. Hail Satan!

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Christians promoting Satanism

Here's a new YouTube playlist of christian programming making Satanism look good in spite of itself:

What were they thinking? Oh right, they weren't.

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