Thursday, June 27, 2013

They're back! (July 15)

O mighty Satan, Dark Lord of forbidden fruits and pleasures, we most shamelessly thank you for the imminent return of these unholy snack cakes to our nation's convenience store shelves. May our gluttony and laziness never cease! May our supplies of these infernal vices never again be cut off. Hail Satan!

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