Official Satanic Product Catalog

Behold! The Official Satanic Missionary Society Product Catalog is AVAILABLE NOW! Supplies are EXTREMELY LIMITED! There are only TWELVE of these! Order yours before THEY ARE ALL GONE!

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Nine unholy leaves of black to lure you with all Satan has to offer!

Would you judge this book by its cover?

Original Sins are always best!

Use only genuine Satanic Candles in all your rituals!

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Satanic Mind Control has never been easier or more affordable!

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Share the power of Satanic prayer with these items!

It's NEVER a bad time to witness with these bottled messages!

We offer Satanic services as well!

The number to call: 512-33-SATAN!

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Message in a bottle

Now sharing the Dark Gospel is easier than ever! Who can resist a message in a bottle? Stock up on these so you're never at a loss for how to start a conversation about Satan with friends and strangers!  There are three different models to choose from, priced for every budget! Why let the godly be the only ones to annoy people? These bottled Satanic messages are far more seductive than Chick tracts could ever be! Get yours today, exclusively in our on-line shop! Hail Satan!

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