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| Nine unholy leaves of black to lure you with all Satan has to offer! |
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| Would you judge this book by its cover? |
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| Original Sins are always best! |
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| Use only genuine Satanic Candles in all your rituals! |
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| It's NEVER a bad time to witness with these bottled messages! |
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| We offer Satanic services as well! |
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| The number to call: 512-33-SATAN! |
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